The Redeemer Church of Satan
Led by this idiot, apparently

At first glance of their website, I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Upon deeper investigation, I did neither. I became infuriated by the sight of these spiritualists claiming to be what WE ARE. Spiritual religion is dangerous for numerous reasons and there is no spiritual trappings of any kind in the Satanic philosophy. Looking at the home page of their website it is very easy to see that these people are nothing more than reverse Christians championing Satan as a deity, rather than as a symbol of individualism and liberty. They speak of "bending a knee" to Satan. They even go as far as to claim Eve the first Satanist!
Are you fucking high?!?
Being a Satanist has nothing to do with Adam or Eve or anything related to Christian dogma. Christianity wasn't even an afterthought in the birth of Satanism. Satanism is solely about championing the SELF as GOD and none other!
The right hand side of their front page is also littered with a pretty little list of "Invocations to Satan". There is only one Invocation to Satan, it was written by LaVey and it opens with "In nomine Dei nostri Satanas Luciferi excelsi!" not "Lord Satan kill the Christians because they are stupid heads" or some other pissy pants mantra.
The only thing I can accredit these people with from their front page is that they point out that more people have been killed in the name of Christ than have been in the name of Satan, which is a half-truth. More people have been killed in the name of God than in the name of any religious icon and the only people who have killed in the name of Satan were certainly not Satanists, rather they were devil worshippers much like the people running this "Redeemer Church of Satan".
As we move deeper into the site we run across the "Pillars of Faith". First off, "Faith" and Satan should never be used in the same sentence. These three "pillars" are as follows (with commentary from myself):
"Knowledge is the Key to Salvation with Satan
Satan gave Eve the gift of knowledge and self-awareness, which she in turn gave to Adam. Without Satan, there is no understanding of the material or spiritual world. Satanists dedicate themselves to learning and understanding. This is manifest in the amazing intellectual accomplishments of our members, a disproportionate number of which are members of MENSA. Knowledge frees you from the spiritual shackles of Christian orthodoxy and mediocrity."
Okay, again cut the Adam and Eve bullshit, take anything relating to Christianity and chuck it out the window. These people claim that knowledge of the "material and spiritual" cannot be attained without Satan. Okay, I am a Satanist, this is true. But I am totally open to the concept that anyone with a brain can open a book and attain knowledge. That has nothing to do with Satan. Certainly there is a "third side" view point accredited to Satanism, but that does not mean that knowledge is lacking entirely lest ye be a Satanist. However, spirituality of any kind is certainly a danger to knowledge. Knowledge is attained with logic and faith is an extinguisher of logic. Faith requires you to accept something as fact regardless of scientific evidence to the contrary. That in and of itself pretty much debunks the last statement about knowledge freeing someone from the "spiritual shackles of Christian orthodoxy and mediocrity". Let me be the first to tell you, these people are not free from those very shackles they claim emancipation from. Being a reverse Christian is still being a Christian, you just have a different icon to look up to.
"Material and Spiritual Happiness Can Co-Exist"
WRONG! - There was more to this one, but I need not go further with it. The idea that spiritual and material happiness can co-exist is an extreme fallacy. Material happiness, secular indulgence cannot happen alongside spiritual happiness because all spiritual religions condemn man for indulging in his carnal natures, thus forcing man into their churches to repent and tithe for their sins.
"Satan gives us the world
This tenant is often misinterpreted as a contract to sell your soul to the devil. The truth is Satan would never pay for your soul, He will only accept it given freely and willingly. But give your soul to Him, and the restraints imposed by Christian dogma fall away and you are able to pursue your true nature and desires, unfettered by the violence loving “morality” of the bible."
Granted, we as Satanists do often refer to Satan as "Ruler of the World". This is because Satan is a mindset and mode for ourselves. We are superior beings who are gods in our own right and thusly, rulers of our lives. This has nothing to do with bending a knee to some anthropomorphic being with horns and cloven feet. Not to mention the concept of "selling your soul" is so cliche and out-dated. Further more there is no "giving yourself to Satan". We are born NOT made Satanists and the whole idea behind "shedding yourself of the shackles of Christianity" to worship Satan is like trying to drive a car in reverse, you get nowhere fast and if you do move, you only end up smashing into the people who are actually trying to progress forward.
The "Pillars of Faith" also include a list of "Do's and Dont's" which I will only address by saying that we have 9 sins and 11 rules of the earth and none of them have anything to do with what these people illustrate in their 4 do's and 4 dont's. Without going into a full list of these sins and rules, I can simply say by observing the RCoS website, you can perfectly observe what it is to NOT be a Satanist.
Then these idiots have the nerve to post a section called "Christianity vs. Satanism" which has a whole list of retarded political and moral rules that really do no justice for what it is to be a Satanist. If you really want to compare the two ideas, look to the Church of Satan website to see what it is we practice in comparison to what spiritual religionists do in their lives.
The most laughable of ideas promoted by this website is the "4 Steps to Satan". Again I ask, are you fucking high? These "4 Steps" are nothing but a passageway to reverse Christianity. If you are a TRUE Satanist, you were BORN that way and the steps to discovering this truth are not as they say here but can be summarized as follows:
1) Question all things.
2) Embrace Atheism.
3) Read the Satanic Bible by Anton LaVey. Should you find yourself in those pages then the truth be known.
4) Declare yourself a Satanist.
That's it, really. No stupid spiritual trappings, no forced indoctrination, just realization.
The final portion of this website is "Find a Local Satanist". This promotes the idea of taking out an ad in Craig's List to find other Satanists. Seriously, lay off the reefer. We as Satanists know how to find each other as we can smell our own (and we know how to navigate the internet).
I almost forgot about the "Testify for Satan" section. If you want to see someone "testify" for Satan, look at the world around you. It is safe to say the most successful people walking this earth, those who control the world around them rather than being controlled by the world ARE Satanists because we are superior and we don't bend our knees to anyone. We take what we deserve and we divide and conquer. Water seeks its own level and stratification ensues.
A spiritualist is a spiritualist, no matter whom they claim to be their god. Satan is not about spirituality. Satan is about serving the Self. Beware these spiritual assholes for they are a plague to the world around us!
HS!
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